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Sunday, February 10, 2008
Dear Florida,
You promised me alligators; I got alligators. You promised me warmth; I got warmth. You promised me entertaintment; I got entertaintment. Tigers? I GOT TIGERS! Thanks Florida.
Yours with frozen fingers,
Steven Wilson
You promised me alligators; I got alligators. You promised me warmth; I got warmth. You promised me entertaintment; I got entertaintment. Tigers? I GOT TIGERS! Thanks Florida.
Yours with frozen fingers,
Steven Wilson
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
My Guide To Reaching Your Full Potential: Lesson Four- The Internet.
The Internet is now, GO OWN IT! The recent rise in social networking sites means meeting people is easier than ever! Now, before you rush into a needless Internet relationship, it is important you take time to think about what you are really looking for. What do YOU find attractive? Take a few days off work or school to answer this question. If you are an artist, get out your pad of paper and sketch out your ideal nose, or the hair of your high school crush. Also, don't be afraid to use magazines as a reference!
When you feel like you have a good grasp of the things you desire, arrange your drawings and magazine clipping together. Congratulations! Meet your 'dream girl'! NOW GO FIND HER! Log in to your favorite networking site and search. It may take minutes, hours, or days but do not give up. She's out there somewhere, and there might be a good chance that she probably wants to chat with you!
The Internet is now, GO OWN IT! The recent rise in social networking sites means meeting people is easier than ever! Now, before you rush into a needless Internet relationship, it is important you take time to think about what you are really looking for. What do YOU find attractive? Take a few days off work or school to answer this question. If you are an artist, get out your pad of paper and sketch out your ideal nose, or the hair of your high school crush. Also, don't be afraid to use magazines as a reference!
When you feel like you have a good grasp of the things you desire, arrange your drawings and magazine clipping together. Congratulations! Meet your 'dream girl'! NOW GO FIND HER! Log in to your favorite networking site and search. It may take minutes, hours, or days but do not give up. She's out there somewhere, and there might be a good chance that she probably wants to chat with you!
Thursday, January 10, 2008
My Guide To Reaching Your Full Potential: Lesson Three- Breath Mints
Its a PROVEN FACT that with breath mints, comes handholding. You know what also comes with breath mints? Responsibility! Although the opportunities to hold hands might seem endless, you must be careful not to over consume. Take great care in regulating your daily breath mint intake, and if necessary, work hand in hand with your partners to determine your ideal "mint to spit" ratio. Whats good for you might not be good for them!
Its a PROVEN FACT that with breath mints, comes handholding. You know what also comes with breath mints? Responsibility! Although the opportunities to hold hands might seem endless, you must be careful not to over consume. Take great care in regulating your daily breath mint intake, and if necessary, work hand in hand with your partners to determine your ideal "mint to spit" ratio. Whats good for you might not be good for them!
Sunday, January 06, 2008
My Guide To Reaching Your Full Potential: Lesson two- Be Yourself.
Be yourself! Lets be honest, most girls are into genuine 'good' guys. If you are honest, kind and considerate, most girls will fall in love with you. That being said, one day you may cross paths with a girl who is looking for a genuine 'bad ass.' In this instance it is important to BE A BADASSSS! A pack of smokes and a temporary tattoo can go a long way! Keep in mind, most girls who dig badasses do it for the challenge. They want nothing more than to transform you into a good guy. But DON'T FRET, if you play your cards right, the transformation should not be that difficult.
Be yourself! Lets be honest, most girls are into genuine 'good' guys. If you are honest, kind and considerate, most girls will fall in love with you. That being said, one day you may cross paths with a girl who is looking for a genuine 'bad ass.' In this instance it is important to BE A BADASSSS! A pack of smokes and a temporary tattoo can go a long way! Keep in mind, most girls who dig badasses do it for the challenge. They want nothing more than to transform you into a good guy. But DON'T FRET, if you play your cards right, the transformation should not be that difficult.
My Guide To Reaching Your Full Potential: Lesson One- NEVER say "never"
Persistence is greater than, or equal to, personality!
Persistence is greater than, or equal to, personality!
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