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Sunday, January 06, 2008

 
My Guide To Reaching Your Full Potential: Lesson two- Be Yourself.

Be yourself! Lets be honest, most girls are into genuine 'good' guys. If you are honest, kind and considerate, most girls will fall in love with you. That being said, one day you may cross paths with a girl who is looking for a genuine 'bad ass.' In this instance it is important to BE A BADASSSS! A pack of smokes and a temporary tattoo can go a long way! Keep in mind, most girls who dig badasses do it for the challenge. They want nothing more than to transform you into a good guy. But DON'T FRET, if you play your cards right, the transformation should not be that difficult.

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How does one go about buying the whole series? Does it come on DVD in HD Surround sound? Also, is it more than one disc?
 
Badassedness certainly can go a long way to landing a date. It is something one must be careful with though, as if one truly does end up somewhat badass the transformation of which you speak can become quite difficult. The answer to this conundrum is to then find a female/male who is of equal badassedness. The other option is to simply have a long string of meaningless short term relationships. Whatever works best for you.
 
Mmm. Mhmm. Thanks anonymous.

All potential badasses must be careful; there is a fine line between 'poser badass' and 'badass badass.' For the sake of all potential posers, you must remeber NOT TO INHALE. Your smokes are strickly for show! This is so important because if you DO inhale, there is a good chance you will be doomed to eternal badassness. No girls will then like you.
 
Shit. Where was that knowledge like 2 years ago. Lord knows I only started to create a buzz about how badass I am. Off to find my equally badass partner...
 
Ian, I found her!

http://members.tripod.com/~DOOMQUEEN/xenapointsword.jpg
 
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This is the end that got cut off. Dammit.

xenapointsword.jpg
 
Haha. Golden. My brother (Not a badass) loved Xena's show. Though it makes me wonder, maybe Xena fans are badass.
 
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